Go here, and click on the “listen” next to “If You Were a Penguin.” Wait, I think it’s actually called “Penguin’s Lament.” (On the album Dog Train. The singer is that guy from Five For Fighting.) I’m loving it. (It cracks me up; and not your typical kids’ tune.) That is all.
When you are a penguin
And I am one
You have no where to hide
You have no way to run
Little legs cannot stride
So we rock side to side
Side to side, side to side, to move
We can’t even fly….
I’m a little too cute, oh yes I know,
I’m all dressed up but I’ve got no place to go.