favorite tweets, part 1

With little time left before bed, and less to say, let me share a few of my favorite tweets. Looking them over has made me smile today….

darthvader Darth Vader  Glad Halloween is over. Hard to be intimidating when there’s a 3ft version of you on every street in America.

AnissaMayhew Anissa Mayhew  There is a word that rhymes with “orange”. Chuck Norris knows it. (Bwahahaha)(wipes tears)(has to pee)

velocibadgerGRL velocibadgerGRL Sorry, kid. I did / not realize your clothes were / made of scorpions

 

Then the calm movie lines series:

photochick814 Arienne Davey  Spartans! Tonight we dine in… a quaint little cafe with exquisite salads. Try the fish! #calmmovielines /via @halestorm222

 chelediforza chelediforza  Oh gosh, it appears that I am melting. #calmmovielines

 

 jtlevy jtlevy  I made him an offer that he probably finds very tempting. #calmmovielines

 

 samstuffgorilla Sam Stuffed Gorilla  “Goblin King, Goblin King, wherever you may be, I could use some help with babysitting.” #calmmovielines

 

 frankpallotta Frank Pallotta  I am standing at the front of this boat. #calmmovielines

 

 jimmiebjr Jimmie  “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. But I never really liked him anyway, so we’re cool.” #calmmovielines

 

 DarthAlbertIII Scott Cochrane  @stepto I must refuse your demand, for that is not the way things are done in this, the city of Sparta. #calmmovielines

 

 jimprovs Jim Pagels  “I believe I may have reached the limits of my patience in regard to the number of snakes on this plane.” #calmmovielines

 

 

And finally:

 

 lainehmann lainehmann “Change is never a matter of ability; it’s always a matter of motivation.” @tonyrobbins